The saddest word
in the whole wide world
is the word almost.

He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost waited.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.


Tiny Stories (via lobstersandlilly)

(Source: untamedunwanted, via largepizza)


When people with bad grammar try to insult you like


(via d1g1t4lguru)


My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via magicforthesoul)

"So what? You tore the paper. Some herb spilled out. So what? There’s a twig poking through. It’s too tight and won’t hit. So what? What now? You roll. You try again. That’s what."